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'95
Copyright (c) 1995 Calgary Music & GFX Group, all rights reserved
== LIABILITY ==
The authors make no warranty of any kind, express or implied, including
without limitation, any warranties of merchantability and/or fitness
for a particular purpose. The authors will not be liable for any
damages, whether direct, indirect, special or consequential arising
from a failure of this program to operate in the manner desired by the
user. The authors will not be liable for any damage to data or property
which may be caused directly or indirectly by use of the program.
When trying new software, always backup any and all important files on
your system.
== INTRODUCTION ==
This music disk started out about a month or two ago, in January 1995.
First, it was an idea. Then it became reality. Now it's an obsession.
:) Many days, nights, and hours have we put into this, doing various
activities. Graphics, music, coding, documentation, and also plenty of
time in our little echo on Fidonet planning this. What we think is
really unique about this disk, is that it was done all through the
miracle known as the MODEM. :) Besides the small user meet Bryan, Clem,
Markell, and Mike had, most of us have never met before in real life in
relation to the music disk. We exchanged our work through our main BBS
(TechTalk) and have totally assembled it that way. This made things
harder but made the overall experience seem that much more amazing that
it was even possible. A few of the guys are friends, but basically, we
all met in the local COMP_SOUND echo on Fido. We didn't have much time
from start to finish, as it took a while for us to get organized, and
get people for the various positions that needed to be filled. As I
write this, the disk is now 2 days from the deadline. This disk is just
a sampling of what's to come from Calgary, so be on the lookout for
future releases!
== PROGRAM INFORMATION ==
-=Darren's Interactive Readme File v1.0=-
Hardware Requirements: 386 (486 rec.), VGA
Usage: At the DOS prompt type *README.EXE <options>
Options:
2 - Activates slow mode, take some of the strain off
slower computers by doing away some effects.
Usage: README.EXE 2
Known Bugs: Besides the occasional palette error, this program
is fairly bug free. If you have any problems with
bugs, please contact me at:
darren.larose@bbs.logicnet.com
* README.EXE is utilizing UCEXE, an executable file compressor part of
the upcoming UC2PRO package by AIP-NL, to be released soon. For more
information, contact nevries@aip.nl.
== PLAYING THE SONGS ==
To play the songs included in the disk, use a player such as DMP, or
IPLAY for the MTM/S3M files. For XM's, use Triton's PMP, FT2, or try
Cubic Player for any of the above extensions. (I recommend CP.) If you
can't find any of these players, they are available on ftp.cdrom.com or
archive.epas.utoronto.ca via FTP.
== CREDITS ==
┌──═══════════════╤═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──┐
│ N A M E │ P O S I T I O N / R E S P O N S A B I L I T I E S │
├──═══════════════╪═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──┤
│ │ │
│ Mike Cattle │ VGA & ASCII Artist/Fonts/Organizer │
│ │ │
│ Darren Larose │ Coder/Docs/Fonts │
│ │ │
│ Steve Leung │ Musician/NAID Courier/Packager │
│ │ │
│ Markell Moss │ Musician/Gaffer (Every good project has one!) │
│ │ │
│ Clement Poon │ Musician/Packager/Internet Coordinator/Organizer │
│ │ │
│ Tyler Quinn │ Musician/Gaffer (Hey! We have two!) │
│ │ │
│ Donovan Seidle │ Musician │
│ │ │
│ Kit Thong │ Distribution/Docs/Ads/Organizer │
│ │ │
│ Bryan Wagner │ NAID Courier │
│ │ │
│ Lloyd Yoon │ Musician/Initial Organizer/Packager │
│ │ │
└─════════════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──┘
== QUOTES ==
Things overheard in the production of this disk:
- Lloyd trying to educate Kit -
"No, that organic compound is not possible. The tetra means 1,4,4,5
represents where the butane links occur on the chain. But since it's
TETRAbuty... that means there's only *4* carbon atoms on the main
string. Therefore, you can't have a butane on position 5, because there
ISN'T one. Same goes for the 1,7- there is no 7. And if there were two
on the 4, there wouldn't be room the the heptdiene. I thought you might
be able to pick that up so you can hit me with a big comeback."
- Lloyd on Kit's answer -
"Hmm, that compound is not possible. You know why? Because you're
stupid. heh heh."
- Lloyd STILL trying to educate Kit -
"What is 2-Trimethylamino-1,2,-diphenyldiethyl Ether Bromide?
If you're stuck on that one, try this one:
What is 6,6',7',12'-Tetramethoxy-2,2,2',2'-tetramethyltubocuraranium
Diiodide used for?"
- Lloyd's tag for Steve -
"... Steve sucks"
- Tyler talking about dancing -
"Ahh.. Pussy dancing.. The only dancing for me is moshing and slow
dancing.. Moshing is so fun compared to shaking your booty to some boom
boom crap.. Only problem with moshing is that you are almost ready to
pass out from exostion (oh man, can I spell), and you might get covered
in other peoples sweat which is abosolutly disgusting, or you might get
dropped on your head while crowd surfing.. (which happened to me and is
not fun at all...)"
- Tyler and Mike talking about... (In that order) -
"Calgary S&M? hehehe.. Is it sadomatichism or slave & master? That's
realed to b&d which I think is bondage and domination.. ughghg. My how
internet has corrupted me.. :)
S&M is Sadist and Masochist. I kinda like B&D sometimes, myself,
although the novelty wears off after a while. Trust me, I don't need
the internet for my information. <EGOC>"
- One of Mike's tags -
"Total spiritual enlightenment helps me score with the babes."
- HAPPENED TO MIKE IN REAL LIFE! TRUE STORY! Read below! -
"Girl comes to me, asks, "Do you like sex?"
Me: Yes.
Girl: Do you like girls?
Me: Yes.
Girl: Do you like sex with girls?
Me: Yes.
Girl: Do you like my friend? (A girl)
Me: Yes.
Girl: Do you like me?
Me: Yes.
Girl: Would you like to have sex with me and my friend?"
- Mike making up a quote for Clem -
"Do I have to mention SEX to get into the quote file?"
- Clem making up a quote for Mike -
"How many times do I have to bum**** Kit to get into the quote file?"
== TAGLINES ==
Little one liners used by our members in public messages; you can
figure out who was the victim. :) Some of the Lloyd tags don't make as
much sense if you don't know the story behind it. Anyways, Mike is
living in Lloydminster, Alberta right now, and he refers to
Lloydminister as Lloyd for short. So, figure out what it means now. :)
Break me off a peice of that KITkat bar.
BTW, Lloyd Yoon makes dumb taglines
Clem flashes his armpit hairs to impress girls.
Clem gets turned on by looking at sweaty horse races.
Clem prefers men.
Clem wishes he has breasts.
Clement is slow, heavy, funky, and chunky like Difference Engine.
Clement's sex juice: Poon-Tang.
First aid KIT.
I like Lloyd's Taglines!
I _REFUSE_ to say TTYL!
Kit doesn't believe that an positron particle can have a wavelength.
Kit eats 9 volt batteries with 1,4,4,5-Tetrabutyl-1,7heptdiene.
Kit eats yellow snow
Kit likes nothing better than Thong bikinis!
Lloyd attracts fags.
Lloyd blows goats
Lloyd can never attract any good looking women
Lloyd is a chimpanzee.
Lloyd stinks everywhere
Lloyd's is VERY small
Lloyd's quite lonely
Lloyd's stupid
Markell headbutts garbage bins in dark alleys.
Markell inhales car exhaust for a high.
Markell licks orange stove burners when he's bored.
Markell thinks he's cool. He is.
Mike gets turned on by watching water boil.
Mike goes around kicking turtles in the crotch.
Mike likes boiling water.
Mike punches chimpanzee crotches for erotic enjoyment.
New England Clem chowder- white or red?
Of course I inhaled! Ya want me ta suffocate?
Scru the inscrutable, Eff the ineffable!
Shop at Canadian Tyler.
To build something, you need a construction Kit.
Tyler enjoys pouring cement into his underwear.
Tyler gets aroused by rubbing 3.5" disks on his chest.
Tyler practices kung-fu on his dog.
Tyler wants to land Snowman. (Heh heh, no offence intended)
== CONCLUSION ==
We hope you enjoy this music disk, as we've put a lot of time and
effort into it. Help us out by spreading it around, give it to your
friends, show it off at school, hell, give it as a gift. :) We hope you
now consider Calgary as a source for great music, and we'd love to hear
from you if you have any questions, comments, feedback, etc. We can be
reached at cpoon@acs.ucalgary.ca or 1:134/40, Fido netmail to Lloyd
Yoon. TTyL! And remember, be young, have fun, and look for our next
release!